thewinterfrostgiant:

how to seduce a boy:

Step 1: look deep into his eyes

Step 2: smile a little

Step 3: bite your lip

Step 4: lean in so your lips are right next to his ear

Step 5: “heil hydra”

whoa where did that come from

joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG